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Condor Moments

Condor Moments

We’re Not Happy ‘Til You’re Not Happy

What the album looks like in physical manifestation

May 12th, 2008 by admin

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For the neon nouvelle kids of today, Condor Moments’ first album is available to buy on iTunes - or get a physical copy on compact disc, hold it in your two hands and never let it go. 

This is what the album looks like. Handsome, we know.Condor Moments CD

Buy the Album!

October 3rd, 2007 by admin

Buy the new album todaaaay!

I felt like i had to go to church after listening to this! What the fuck is up with this band? This challenged my intelligence, I can’t figure out how to let this into my head, it’s like a musical rape - John Kendall, KRUA Alaska

Own your own tasty slither of recording history with the delightful new offering from Condor Moments. Perfect to while away an evening in the smug knowledge that you, *you* gentle reader are the sickest mo-fo on the block. As they say in youth parlance.

Also makes a most inappropriate Christmas gift.

Conceived by boys and girls on the Fylde Coast and beyond, recorded in a unicursal hexagram, disassembled and reformed with salty snacks by Archmage Robert Drake in a fortress in Caudeval, and released upon the world by two barefaced Americans. Purchase today from What Delicate Recordings. Also available through iTunes and a plethora of other digital download sites.

Now playing: ‘Counterpoint Study’ from ‘And Though We’re Told We’ve Got It All, The All We’ve Got Is Freezing Cold’ by Condor Moments.
Album released 2nd October 2007 on What Delicate Recordings, Brooklyn, NYC, USA.

Recording for the hearing of

September 29th, 2007 by admin

…by the likes of you

Most recently The Condor Moments have recorded a titans breakfast report of songs in the remote foothills of the Pyrenees Mountains of Southern France with the mad hermit engineer/producer/musician cult hero Bob Drake. This masterwork, “And Though We’re Told We’ve Got it All, The All We’ve Got is Freezing Cold”, combines the bands shifting rhythmic ellipses, keyboard weirdness and tongue twisting vocal perversity with the unlimited epic revisionism of visionary flamboyant industrialists. For added tree hugging empowerment these cocksure wizards have added the meat rubbingly elegant vocals of Madge Daddy and Lady Dah of Blackpool’s Twilight Golden Calf as well as the underworldy deepthroat vomitsounds of humansacrifice from the noise/actionist cover band Peeinmyfacewithsurgery.

This CD is the most amazingly complex and purehearted collection of cinematic songclusters to be recorded since The Sun City Girl’s “300,003 Crossdressers from beyond the Rig Veda”, Ash Ra Tempel’s “7 Up!” and Fela Kuti’s “Coffins for Heads of State” combined!

It is capable of simultaneously promoting healthy nudist living while welcoming all listeners to their unremembered collective past lives and psychic marshes. This music is more than simply food, as it exists in the spirit of science fiction and the mode of sheer mindless bootyshakin’ joy!

Your love will love my love one day

September 28th, 2007 by admin

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From whence did they come?

September 27th, 2007 by admin

…and why oh why

Spawned somewhere between the colored crystal rock caves of Preston and the elegant seaside hostility of Blackpool, the Condor Moments have seamlessly reinvented a music of ritual suicide and crack-party dengue fever. The group was formed in 1985 by keyboardist/singer Richy Midnight and drummer The Real David Grey from the still warm embers of the anarcho-pop theorists Cheap Kojak.

Using tiki torches and water balloons the duo started writing some of the most challenging campfire songs to hit the dirt since Casey and the Sunshine Acid Blues Crawlers.

Later joined by the miraculous bass player Gregory Pex they were now a true power trio fully prepared to press on and conquer with tender provocation while always ready for cooking a big roast. The sparkle donkey hides its young before it shines its rainbow. Eventually the trio was joined by unhinged guitar legend Brucie Millions between his stints in regional penitentiaries of northern New Jersey, USA and nothing would ever be the same. Read the rest of this entry »